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This section is just old newsletters that subscribers used to receive from the old Beatnuts website thebeatnuts.com before it went down. This doesn't look very nice because it isn't formated properly, it was just copied/pasted from an email so sorry about the appearance, but enjoy anyways.


24 May 2001

****THE BEATNUTS ARE ON THE MOVE IN THE 2K1*******

Alright ya'll! You've signed up for the sh*t letter from THE 'NUTS!
Sections
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1. In the News - What the hell is up...
2. The Contest of a lifetime - You could win some sh*t if you do it right...
3. DA Store is open----Get SOME FREE STUFF!
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IN THE NUT NEWS
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THE BEATNUTS ARE ALIVE AND TEARING IT DOWN FROM COAST TO COAST AND COUNTY TO COUNTY...The U.S. Tour is about to roll out and you don't want to miss our sh*t comin' to your city.........................
June 5th - Cleveland OH -------Angora Ballroom
June 6th - Pittsburgh PA ----------------Club Laga
June 7th - Chicago IL ---------------------------Joe's
June 8th - Detroit MI ------------St. Andrew's Hall
June 10th - Minneapolis MN-----------Quest Club
June 11th - Lincoln NE------------Knickerbocker's
June 13th - Boulder CO ----------------Fox Theatre
June 16th - Seattle WA---------Stadium Exhibition
June 18th - Portland OR----------Crystal Ballroom
June 21st - San Jose CA-----------------The Usual
June 22nd - San Francisco CA------Maritime Hall
June 23rd - W. Hollywood CA-----House of Blues
June 24th - San Diego CA---------4th & B Theatre
June 25th - Las Vegas NV-----Huntridge Theatre
June 27th - Tucson AZ---------------------The Rock
June 28th - El Paso TX-----------------------------E9
June 29th - Albuquerque NM----Sunshine Theatre
July 7th - Atlanta GA---------------The Masquerade

--By the way don't reply to this email to find out show times and all that, because even if we know we won't tell you-----call the venue, and there will be more shows, as they come up we'll let you know!!!!

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2. THE SH*T CONTEST
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First off this is what you'll win(if you win) - A night to hang out with THE BEATNUTS at a show or some place that's legal, do all the sh*t THE BEATNUTS DO and get some hot as* GEAR to go home with...what ever else you get or goes down ain't a part of this contest so that be that...just come correct.

THE TWO WAYS TO ENTER----------
1. Send a tape/CD of you trying to sound like us with some hardcore beats. We'll listen and if we like it you might win. One track and one track only any more than that - you automatically get booted out of the contest.
2. For the ladies------WE WANT PICTURES. We like your picture you win. We don't you lose. As a disclaimer we can't tell you nor will we tell you what type of pictures to send, they should be tasteful - BEATNUTS tasteful .--------If a dude sends his picture you are authorizing us to put you up on the internet or post it up in Time Square with your number and do just about anything we want to - so it's suggested that ya don't.

You can send your entry on any thing you can write on with your name- telephone number-and address with either pictures or your rap or both to -
THE BEATNUTS C/O THE BARAKAGROUP
27 SANDY WAY
MASHPEE MA 02649

If you want your stuff back send a self addressed envelope with the same amount of postage it took to get it to us, other than that you ain't getting it back.

If you don't really understand how this contest works email us back we'll explain it again and again to legally protect our position as we try to have some fun and get you the fan closer to The Beatnuts. This is a real contest with real rules and we want to make this real hot. The last entries with be accepted on June 30th 2001. After that--it's all over. Oh ya' if your not 18+ don't even think about entering this....cause ya can't in this country and if it ain't legal in your state anyway- don't enter, you know --- void where prohibited. 10 people will win.

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3. DA' Store ------ IS OPEN
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The online store is now wide open for business. Cop our sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All orders will get a free poster of THE BEATNUTS. It doesn't say it any where on the site, but we'll send it on every order placed from now to June 30th 2001.

Hot Hot Sh*t----------Limited edition T-shirts,Official CCM Hockey Jerseys, Caps, Titty Tanks and all that good to the last lick Beatnuts sh*t.

So that's that...for now, we'll hit you back again soon with the winners of the contest and more as it comes up- later. Thank you for hanging with the 'Nuts.



31 May 2001


THE BEATNUTS SITE HAS TAKEN AN OVERLOAD OF TRAFFIC!!!!
THE SITE WENT DOWN BECAUSE WE' GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE AS OF TODAY MAY 31ST 2001 IT'S BACK UP AND IN BUSINESS....
THE CONTEST AND STORE UPDATE BELOW WILL BE EXTENDED TO JULY 15TH.....

Sections
_______________________________________________________
1. In the News - What the hell is up...
2. The Contest of a lifetime - You could win some sh*t if you do it right...
3. DA Store is open----Get SOME FREE STUFF!
_______________________________________________________

***************************
IN THE NUT NEWS
***************************

THE BEATNUTS ARE ALIVE AND TEARING IT DOWN FROM COAST TO COAST AND COUNTY TO COUNTY...The U.S. Tour is about to roll out and you don't want to miss our sh*t comin' to your city.........................
June 5th - Cleveland OH -------Angora Ballroom
June 6th - Pittsburgh PA ----------------Club Laga
June 7th - Chicago IL ---------------------------Joe's
June 8th - Detroit MI ------------St. Andrew's Hall
June 10th - Minneapolis MN-----------Quest Club
June 11th - Lincoln NE------------Knickerbocker's
June 13th - Boulder CO ----------------Fox Theatre
June 16th - Seattle WA---------Stadium Exhibition
June 18th - Portland OR----------Crystal Ballroom
June 21st - San Jose CA-----------------The Usual
June 22nd - San Francisco CA------Maritime Hall
June 23rd - W. Hollywood CA-----House of Blues
June 24th - San Diego CA---------4th & B Theatre
June 25th - Las Vegas NV-----Huntridge Theatre
June 27th - Tucson AZ---------------------The Rock
June 28th - El Paso TX-----------------------------E9
June 29th - Albuquerque NM----Sunshine Theatre
July 7th - Atlanta GA---------------The Masquerade

--By the way don't reply to this email to find out show times and all that, because even if we know we won't tell you-----call the venue, and there will be more shows, as they come up we'll let you know!!!!

*****************************
2. THE SH*T CONTEST
*****************************

First off this is what you'll win(if you win) - A night to hang out with THE BEATNUTS at a show or some place that's legal, do all the sh*t THE BEATNUTS DO and get some hot as* GEAR to go home with...what ever else you get or goes down ain't a part of this contest so that be that...just come correct.

THE TWO WAYS TO ENTER----------
1. Send a tape/CD of you trying to sound like us with some hardcore beats. We'll listen and if we like it you might win. One track and one track only any more than that - you automatically get booted out of the contest.
2. For the ladies------WE WANT PICTURES. We like your picture you win. We don't you lose. As a disclaimer we can't tell you nor will we tell you what type of pictures to send, they should be tasteful - BEATNUTS tasteful .--------If a dude sends his picture you are authorizing us to put you up on the internet or post it up in Time Square with your number and do just about anything we want to - so it's suggested that ya don't.

You can send your entry on any thing you can write on with your name- telephone number-and address with either pictures or your rap or both to -
THE BEATNUTS C/O THE BARAKAGROUP
27 SANDY WAY
MASHPEE MA 02649

If you want your stuff back send a self addressed envelope with the same amount of postage it took to get it to us, other than that you ain't getting it back.

If you don't really understand how this contest works email us back we'll explain it again and again to legally protect our position as we try to have some fun and get you the fan closer to The Beatnuts. This is a real contest with real rules and we want to make this real hot. The last entries with be accepted TO JULY 15TH 2001***. After that--it's all over. Oh ya' if your not 18+ don't even think about entering this....cause ya can't in this country and if it ain't legal in your state anyway- don't enter, you know --- void where prohibited. 10 people will win.

********************************
3. DA' Store ------ IS OPEN
*********************************

The online store is now wide open for business. Cop our sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All orders will get a free poster of THE BEATNUTS. It doesn't say it any where on the site, but we'll send it on every order placed from now to TO JULY 15TH 2001*****

Hot Hot Sh*t----------Limited edition T-shirts,Official CCM Hockey Jerseys, Caps, Titty Tanks and all that good to the last lick Beatnuts sh*t.

So that's that...for now, we'll hit you back again soon with the winners of the contest and more as it comes up- later. Thank you for hanging with the 'Nuts.